THE RETURN OF JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR IN ISLAM.
Those of you expecting to see – Here Comes the Sun: listen for background music http://youtu.be/ZCgoZ6wIvsQ – Jesus Christ Superstar (JCS) [Isa alaihissallam (AS)] – of ‘casting out demons’ fame – return with a bang in the latest fad – fully kitted up in bulletproof camouflage fatigues with an AK47 slung across his shoulders – as he takes on the superpower Anti-Christ [Dajjal], will be in for a slight shock…
Oh, he will be trendy alright – you can count on that! Tossing wet-look, long hair, bare-bodied with a two-piece saffron-dyed loincloth, he is scheduled to take a page out of the Buddha’s book, and destroy (yes – destroy) Dajjal in the most non-violent and peaceful manner possible – with his breath.
Yep, it will be his breath that does the trick.
He will also proceed to break the cross and kill the pig. Wow – so Isa (AS) is going to be responsible for the extinction of pigs?
Sanctimonious hip-and-happening environmentalists prepare your petitions in advance: I suggest you go for denying him and his two angel companions, visas to disembark on earth. It will be futile of course, but then, it’ll give you something to do and feel good about until his arrival… which will be, in sha Allah, definitely likely within the next five to 50-years.
The water level in the Sea of Galilee( http://www.this-is-galilee.com/water-shortage.html) is the hourglass to go by. 😉
Ahoy artists! Lest you be scorned as archaic and offside, change the colour of his loincloth from white to saffron – pronto!
Arrogant sectarian racists beware: you are going to look like a bunch of withered flowers for pigheadedly clinging onto your respective religions and philosophies as ‘superior’ – instead of accepting the Qur’aan as the Speech of Allah and embracing ALL of God’s (Allah’s) Prophets and Messengers and Scriptures (without distinction), and humbling yourselves in unity before the One True God – Allah – you have no god but Him.
They’ll say – what a fantastic yarn she spins! What is she… on…?
I’ll tell you.
All my facts are authentic and accurate. I just wove a picture out of the wool – instead of letting it cover my eyes…
What does a saffron-dyed loincloth, breath, and killing pigs have to do with JCS Isa (AS)?
Think, ponder and reflect…
Each Prophet had unique characteristic strengths. JCS Isa’ (AS) strongpoint was exorcism (ruqya) – casting out devils (shaiyateen) in the name of God (Allah). Dajjal, would no doubt, be host to a tremendous legion of demons. Prophet Muhammad (SAW), said, no man on earth – not even Umar ibn al Khattab radiallahu anhu (RA), the man from whom Shaitaan fled – could defeat Dajjal.
So my woven picture reveals: demons cast into the pigs and then the pigs are destroyed. Same gig he did 2000 years ago, except, this time, it’ll be on a much grander scale – hence his 2000-year meditation period in Paradise (Jannah) where, in the presence of ALL the Prophets and Messengers of Allah, as well as Allah Most High Himself, he is being prepared for his awesome task.
Those of you who are beginning to catch on, yes, yes, yes – he will be non-violent and use RIGHT SPEECH! I leave the saffron-dyed loincloth for you to figure out.
No, he will not be a Buddhist Monk or a Hindu Acetic exclusively, stupid! He’ll be an exemplary Muslim (one who submits to Allah) – he will pray behind the Imam Mahdi in the Masjid. No, he will NOT be like any of the misguided Jonas running around, he’ll be an EXEMPLARY Muslim. Learn the difference. Be that difference. He will neither be exclusively Jew or Christian either, because, obviously, there was nothing called Christianity during his time. As for Judaism, well you all know how cross he was about the Rabbis playing around with the Revealed Scripture…
Of course, you are free to say: JCS Isa (AS) will NOT submit to the Will of God (Allah), will wear a rainbow-coloured polka-dotted loincloth, is exclusively yours, and the only way to cure racism in this world is to hand over the reins to BAD people (manic Bipolar Active Depressed extremists) and for everybody to become vegetarians or vegans or live on Mana (Prana) and starve out the Inuit and Bedouins – because animals are more important than humans, although some say humans are gods, but that’s another story – perhaps they’ll say we should resume worship of the calf, and pray to different deities, facing different directions and sit in different corners and eat separately – chewing on the manic notion that each is superior to the other, and na uudhzu billah (Allah forbid), God – the Giver of Life and Death – has no right to kill the Dajjal, pigs and shaiyateen, unless the UN permits it.
Bunkie Moon indeed!
References to my tapestry are given below.
Please do your homework assignment without playing hooky, thank you.
The objective is not to preach or spoon-feed you. Nor am I asking you to embrace Islam. The intention is to rekindle interest in spiritual matters… to urge you to look to your neighbour’s religion with fresh, open eyes and make a genuine effort to learn about it. Don’t leave one religion and jump to another and proclaim it to be superior. That would be same shit, different butt.
Of course, I put forward the Qur’aan and Islam, but only in the context that’s due to it. The Qur’aan IS the Final Revelation from God (Allah). It ties together EVERTHING from the past, tells you how to deal with the present and how to better the future.
As long as we stay divided, there will be no unity. As long as we try to unite on baseless grounds – for the sake of ‘showing the world’ that we are not racists, there will be no unity. It has to be on solid grounds in order for it to be sincere. But HOW, you may wail…
The Qur’aan highlights and instructs Mankind and Jinn on what the common thread of truth is in EACH of the religions of the past. It tells you WHAT to unite on – in order that you may retain your unique identity whilst still being one integrated unified body. It celebrates diversity.
Allah says in the glorious Qur’aan:
“O ye who believe! Let not a folk deride a folk who may be better than they (are), nor let women (deride) women who may be better than they are; neither defame one another, nor insult one another by nicknames. Bad is the name of lewdness after faith. And whoso turneth not in repentance, such are evil-doers.
O ye who believe! Shun much suspicion; for lo! some suspicion is a crime. And spy not, neither backbite one another. Would one of you love to eat the flesh of his dead brother? Ye abhor that (so abhor the other)! And keep your duty (to Allah). Lo! Allah is Relenting, Merciful.
O mankind! Lo! We have created you male and female, and have made you nations and tribes that ye may know one another. Lo! the noblest of you, in the sight of Allah, is the best in conduct. Lo! Allah is Knower, Aware.” [Al Qur’aan 49:11]
The sickness that afflicts Mankind as a whole at the macro level is the same sickness that afflicts the individual at the micro level – Split Personality Disorder, Dementia and Bipolar Active Depression (BAD), and so forth. The Qur’aan is the healing cure for these ailments. Indeed, it is a Mercy from our Lord – it is the cure for racism.
If you don’t know how to meditate and calm the mind and get to the root of falsehood, go to the teachings of the Buddha. Need help with how to be patient and thankful through trials? Take the example of Ayub [Job] (AS). Want to know how to purify your faith? Why of course – study the life of Ibraheem [Abraham] (AS). Clueless how to be a just leader and statesman? Follow the example of Muhammad (SAW). Want to know how to start a peaceful revolution in which you rebuke the demons in wrongdoers and get nailed to the cross, but saved just in time – why who better than JCS [Isa (AS)]? And so on and so forth.
“Do not think that I have come to abolish the Law or the Prophets; I have not come to abolish them but to fulfil them.” [Matthew 5:17]
No, I am not a prophetess. I am just good ole nutty Sona, who is courageous enough to say what most are either dismally ignorant of, or mortally scared to make waves.
All praise and thanks to Allah for that which is correct.
All errors are mine.
Astaefirullah (I seek Allah’s forgiveness).
Hajiani Sara Sona (Brock) Barnes
References: Qur’aan and Ahadith verses pertaining to the End Time prophesies, and books pertaining to the End Times written by Imran Nasr Hossein. Visit: http://www.imranhosein.org/
Naat *♥* Sami Yusuf Muhammad: http://youtu.be/4UMfg0w5LD0